So as you know, we were in Vegas last weekend with my sister and my brother-in-law to see Sir Elton’s super FAB show, Elton John and The Red Piano… and we have a A-level celebrity sighting…
We were sitting at Nobu at The Hard Rock Hotel and DMV said, “Who is that tramp trying to look like Paris Hilton.” Well, it WAS Paris Hilton! And her sister, Buffy or Muffy or Nikki or whatever her name is.
Needless to say, they look scrawny and skanky…
First off, she had this awful bleach-blond wig on… and then just a foolish blue taffeta-like dress… They were at two tables that had 15- or 20-people between them and they got up literally every five minutes to talk on their cell phone or smoke or WHATever they do. They also both had body guards, which I’m guessing was just something to make them seem more important.
Anthony said there is a British term for these folks: slappers.
slapper n. People who are on the pull for anything they can get. Anything. The word is applied more often to females (arguably because it is a built-in function of blokes and doesn't deserve a separate word). Slappers wander around the dance floor looking for the drunkest blokes and then, when they've found them, woo them by dancing backwards into them "accidentally". The are invariably spotted at the end of an evening telling the bouncer how lonely they are and trying to sit on his knee.
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